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Anybody Else Sick Of Trying To Think Of A Title?
Tumblr Mouse Cursors
Anybody Else Sick Of Trying To Think Of A Title?

thefoolonthehill67:

My calendar says 2014 but my heart says 1967

poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

pussylipgloss:

you’re a girl and yes I called u cute I meant it full homo I don’t half ass anything

ohhheck:

otterboxes:

ohhheck:

how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

officialunitedstates:

I went camping when I was 6 and a bear came into my tent and I had never heard anyone snore before but I had read the Sunday comics so I layed down and started saying Z Z Z really loudly because it’s always in caps in the comics.  I was yelling Z so loudly.  It was really loud and the bear cried and it was really loud

floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

lameborghini:

mom: why are u always on ur phone
me: i can’t talk right now i just finished doing a photoshoot for metropolitan magazine and now simon is calling me

whoredidthepartygo:

sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread