Tumblr Mouse Cursors
Anybody Else Sick Of Trying To Think Of A Title?
Tumblr Mouse Cursors
Anybody Else Sick Of Trying To Think Of A Title?

rally-dawson:

ahh yes the sweet smell of feeling excluded from absolutely everything

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

timelordangel:

we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run

weavemunchers:

imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

diabeteswithowls:

"he or she" …they?

"he/she" they

"(s)he" thEY